Always embarrassing, but as long as you keep breathing and don't drown in your puke.

7/13/2010 3:11:00 PM

Issues.

You've got 'em.

7/13/2010 3:12:37 PM

and keep your rectal virginity

7/13/2010 3:13:27 PM

3pm on Tuesday, when you should be waking up on the floor after a party.

7/13/2010 3:13:49 PM

it's summer DAWG

7/13/2010 3:14:54 PM

Always embarrassing, but as long as you keep breathing and don't drown in your puke.

7/13/2010 3:14:54 PM

I've woken up on the dock at a lake party, covered in morning dew and hungover as hell from screwdrivers... I'm assuming this falls in the same category

7/13/2010 3:15:40 PM

Quote :

" MOMMA TOLD ME NOT TO COME; She Said: THAT AINT THE WAY TO HAVE FUN, NOOOO!! "

7/13/2010 3:18:41 PM

7/13/2010 4:41:23 PM

i usually wake up on the floor feeling like P. Diddy

7/13/2010 4:42:39 PM

Quote :

"as long as you keep breathing and don't drown in your puke"

it's a real shame this happens so frequently for you

[Edited on July 13, 2010 at 4:43 PM. Reason : t]

7/13/2010 4:43:11 PM

^^

7/13/2010 5:05:45 PM

by the way, I didn't puke; just a point.

7/13/2010 5:40:42 PM

Did you have mud-butt?

7/13/2010 5:49:19 PM

i once woke up on a friend's couch after the ruckus christmas party.
i had on blue jeans and my tanktop and that was it.

went back to the bar where i picked up my pocketbook, shoes, bottondown shirt, vest, coat, and present.


ahhhhh the days of being 21.

7/13/2010 5:56:27 PM

I like the way you slid in the fact that you had no panties on

7/13/2010 5:59:15 PM

aha

i did have underwear on



no socks though. still not sure what happened to them.

7/13/2010 6:00:10 PM

7/13/2010 6:01:49 PM

I have also woken up with my socks off but my shoes were on

7/13/2010 6:36:43 PM

7/13/2010 6:42:15 PM

I guess drinking on fentanyl is not a good idea

7/13/2010 7:26:33 PM

wow. sad.

7/13/2010 7:26:56 PM

And your mom not having anal about 23 years ago was a bad idea too.

7/13/2010 7:27:28 PM

Quote :

"wow. sad."

of anyone on the boards, you can't talk shit

7/13/2010 7:32:44 PM

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924835

7/13/2010 7:37:04 PM

7/13/2010 7:37:30 PM

^^^why? i have my shit together. i don't do drugs and i'm in school getting great grades. i have a stable life, unlike you. just because you met me 3 or 4 years ago a couple of times doesn't mean you know me. you post your shit all over this site and it always sounds like this. you are sad.

[Edited on July 13, 2010 at 7:38 PM. Reason : ^]

7/13/2010 7:37:49 PM

Hey Kate

7/13/2010 7:38:37 PM

HAY jeff!

7/13/2010 7:39:03 PM

didnt elborracho get triple teamed while she was hopped up on acid ?

7/13/2010 7:42:34 PM

omg! hell no. what?

7/13/2010 7:45:33 PM

Quote :

"^^^why? i have my shit together. i don't do drugs and i'm in school getting great grades. i have a stable life, unlike you. just because you met me 3 or 4 years ago a couple of times doesn't mean you know me. you post your shit all over this site and it always sounds like this. you are sad."

the difference is you were just fucked up in the head, I have chronic physical pain.

btw, sorry about puking on your bed spread.

7/13/2010 7:46:51 PM

was. past tense. and this is about waking up on the floor after a party. whatever. i was stating my opinion anyway. why do you care?

7/13/2010 7:49:06 PM

blackdog, this is such a new direction for you.

7/13/2010 7:50:23 PM

I agree

7/13/2010 7:56:23 PM

did you at least keep your neck brace on?

7/13/2010 8:59:39 PM

I once woke up on the floor under someone's dining room table wearing clothing that did not belong to me backwards. I found my underwear underneath the china cabinet. It was absolutely embarrassing, but at least I remained alive.

7/13/2010 9:02:04 PM

very nice

7/14/2010 12:43:30 AM

i slept on the floor at a party this past weekend

but that was planned. brought my sleeping bag and everything.

7/14/2010 12:48:56 AM

I haven't brought my sleeping back to a party since I was 12

I'll assume you also made smores and watched The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

Parts 1 and 2

7/14/2010 12:52:00 AM

nope. bunch of my friends (we don't all live in the same city anymore) met in winston at a friend's house for a party this weekend. there were just too many people and too few beds/couches. plus i wasn't sure of the blanket/pillow situation and wanted to be prepared.

[Edited on July 14, 2010 at 12:55 AM. Reason : .]

7/14/2010 12:53:27 AM

El Borracho crashes in here like a dumb cunt with something to say and then she tries to flip on BlackDawg like he's all up in HER shit

hellllllllllll naw

HER FUCKING NAME MEANS "THE DRUNK" IN SPANISH

7/14/2010 12:54:32 AM

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

7/14/2010 1:00:51 AM

plus i remember when she was getting tag-teamed by half of tww

7/14/2010 1:02:53 AM

7/14/2010 1:04:38 AM

yea she tried to rope me in once, but I'm too classy for that.

I just used her for the drugs

7/14/2010 1:06:12 AM

7/14/2010 1:10:52 AM

^

7/14/2010 1:13:46 AM

the best I've got is going to a party in a suit/tie, blacking out, and waking up in my bed 6 miles away still wearing the suit, which I contrived not to puke on

I still don't know how I got home

7/14/2010 2:23:05 AM

Set em up.

7/14/2010 2:26:22 AM