Otherwise known as the NRB (no reason boner); but the TMB variety happens only when sleepy. Why the hell do they happen? Someone with a medical background please explain.

1/3/2010 6:10:14 AM

your subconscious is thinking about getting some.

1/3/2010 6:32:45 AM

I need answers people! I know why you get boners while you sleep and I have a suspicion it's the same deal.. but I need to hear it from something other than wikipedia and webmd!

1/3/2010 11:11:27 AM

maybe getting the boner is the reason you are sleepy

1/3/2010 11:12:13 AM

just be happy you're getting them and shut up

1/3/2010 11:12:27 AM

I'm not happy at all. My uniform pants are tight enough as is.

1/3/2010 11:16:46 AM

i always assumed it was something like your brain isn't getting as much blood as usual, so the blood has to go somewhere lol

1/3/2010 11:32:58 AM

i always thought it was NARB (no apparent reason boner)

1/3/2010 11:43:21 AM

I always get serious morning wood, like 120% the normal size it is when hard, but I usually can't get my wife to let me use it on her that early (or get her panties and pjs off without waking her up)

1/3/2010 12:22:50 PM

I have heard that morning wood makes it harder to urinate. Might be something to do with it.

1/3/2010 12:23:58 PM

From what I understand you get boners while you sleep to keep circulation flowing through the penis. I've read that while you sit down it cuts off some circulation, reducing the amount of oxygen to the penis, so you get a TMB to increase oxygen flow.

I've also read another theory that you put pressure on the prostate while you sit which obviously would give you an instant boner.

I still want to hear reasoning from one of our TWW doctors

1/3/2010 12:28:04 PM

Either way, it was a serious problem whenever I fell asleep in class.

1/3/2010 1:02:50 PM

i love getting random boner. just last week I walked in to the bank at about 87% stiffness

1/3/2010 1:08:12 PM

A boner is the muscle relaxing. When you are sleeping, or are very relaxed, you can get the TMB or NRB.

1/3/2010 2:08:27 PM

Quote :

"your subconscious is thinking about getting some."

if this were sufficient to cause a boner, I'd have one 24/7

1/3/2010 2:30:30 PM

Hahahaha. Winner.

1/3/2010 2:30:46 PM

its because you have to pee fools... your boner is literally filled to the tip with pee

1/3/2010 2:32:46 PM

^probably right.

1/3/2010 2:36:06 PM

aint no probably to it, if there is one thing I know its dicks


wait... fuck

1/3/2010 2:46:34 PM

1/3/2010 3:09:49 PM

Quote :

"just last week I walked in to the bank at about 87% stiffness"

it's probably because of the association between money, cash, and hoes.

1/3/2010 5:05:15 PM

money cash hoes what?

1/3/2010 11:32:00 PM

you are all wrong


masturbation/sex happen usually just before/after sleep. Therefore your brain just goes ahead with the boner whether you intend to use it or not

1/4/2010 2:16:35 AM

for BB

1/5/2010 11:15:30 PM

OH I INTEND TO USE IT

[Edited on January 5, 2010 at 11:16 PM. Reason : SOMETIMES ABUSE]

1/5/2010 11:16:21 PM

1/5/2010 11:22:23 PM

DOES THE WORD ABUSE COME FROM AB AND USE?

1/5/2010 11:25:55 PM

ejaculating on your own stomach?

1/5/2010 11:27:00 PM

logical target.

1/5/2010 11:27:58 PM

well, i was aiming at my face.

1/5/2010 11:31:37 PM

I was aiming for the ceiling.

1/5/2010 11:32:20 PM

i was under the impression that the reason for morning wood is that you are lying on your back. This causes some valve thingy to revert to the CUM position, which triggers an erection.

or, maybe this:
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_morning_wood

[Edited on January 6, 2010 at 1:03 AM. Reason : ]

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