I'll reserve my judgement until I see pics, in light of the additional 15 pounds.

Odds are good that I would furiously fornicate with her, though.

9/9/2009 11:59:15 PM

9/10/2009 12:06:14 AM

she is furiously fornicatable

9/10/2009 12:07:33 AM

That has got to be the worst picture of Angelina Jolie ever taken.

9/10/2009 12:07:41 AM

BWAHAHAHA, then it's a good representation son.

9/10/2009 12:10:03 AM

angelina jolie doesn't have fake boobs afaik.

9/10/2009 12:20:05 AM

i think you are wrong

9/10/2009 12:26:02 AM

i have felt her boobs.

9/10/2009 12:50:21 AM

mad e-game ITT

9/10/2009 12:58:15 AM

^whats noteworthy about that is none of it is from me

9/10/2009 1:31:18 AM

aaaaaaaaahahaha wtf I do not look like angelina jolie. wish i did though I'd fuck the shit out of that woman. truth.

9/10/2009 10:25:06 AM

we all would....

we all would indeed...

9/10/2009 10:30:07 AM

hey! EMCE made another thread with some girl's name in the title again and confessed his love

9/10/2009 10:30:48 AM

hey poopface!

you got the stuff?

9/10/2009 10:32:48 AM

we need another shady handshake

9/10/2009 10:34:14 AM

Actually I think he referred to me as a greasy chicken box or something along those lines

9/10/2009 10:36:01 AM

yeah, you called it a shady handshake.

i called it "get your hand out of my pants"

[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 10:37 AM. Reason : name one person in here that has not eaten outta greasy chicken box]

9/10/2009 10:36:38 AM

Quote :

"EMCE Sucka Free 60812 Posts user info edit post I am also in love with dropdeadkate "

[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 10:39 AM. Reason : ^i call it, hands full]

9/10/2009 10:39:14 AM

but he didn't mean it. he never means it

9/10/2009 10:41:30 AM

just love the attention you're getting on the internet and be thankful

9/10/2009 10:42:10 AM

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION OM NOM NOM



[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 10:44 AM. Reason : I have no idea why I ate the attention]

9/10/2009 10:43:56 AM

why must you eat it?!?!?

9/10/2009 10:44:41 AM

it's delightfully delicious?

9/10/2009 10:46:19 AM

ok i lol'd

9/10/2009 10:48:44 AM

thats what she said

[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 10:49 AM. Reason : oh dammit, you snuck infront of my post and made it a selfpwnt]

9/10/2009 10:48:46 AM

^ lol at edit

9/10/2009 10:50:07 AM

i too lol'd

9/10/2009 10:51:17 AM

I came in here expecting a lame comparison.
I am never let down by your topics.

9/10/2009 11:08:21 AM

well seeing as how the title was the starting of a comparison... i see where you got that idea.

9/10/2009 11:10:48 AM

i wish just once he would compare me to something nice

he is such a heart breaker </3

9/10/2009 11:11:32 AM

what is going on ITT

9/10/2009 11:13:29 AM

when i met her she dropped something...

i was all like

9/10/2009 12:40:06 PM

hahaha

Would someone please explain to me why poopface KEEPS complaining about my threads... but continues to open and read them?

I really don't get it.

9/10/2009 12:42:20 PM

get out of my thread EMCE

9/10/2009 12:43:06 PM

Oh look, it's that filthy thread from last night son.

9/10/2009 12:44:51 PM

Wordsworth needs to work harder on getting EMCEs raging libido under control



i recommend putting saltpeter in his food.

9/10/2009 12:50:41 PM

I don't know why...
but I just got the strange feeling that she's going to rub her donk on me pretty soon.

9/20/2009 9:50:53 PM

i won't even have to leave north carolina

epic white girl ass

[Edited on September 20, 2009 at 9:52 PM. Reason : epic spelling error]

9/20/2009 9:51:53 PM

most epic

9/20/2009 9:52:28 PM

Quote :

"NORTH CARON LINA"

9/20/2009 9:52:34 PM

i hate you

9/20/2009 9:53:10 PM

9/20/2009 9:53:45 PM

I'm strangely aroused by the thought of 600 mile long buttcheeks...

9/20/2009 9:54:10 PM

Quote :

"600 MILE LONG BUTTCHEEKS"

9/20/2009 9:55:41 PM

not you too

9/20/2009 9:56:08 PM

hahaha

nice

9/20/2009 9:56:44 PM

I love breasts and thighs.

9/20/2009 9:57:15 PM

dark meat is the best

fortunately ddk is ethnic

9/20/2009 9:58:28 PM

what sort of ethnic are we talking about? looks like a standard-issue whitey to me.


and she doesn't look like angelina jolie. she does remind me of rjrgrl, though.

[Edited on September 20, 2009 at 10:06 PM. Reason : ]

9/20/2009 10:04:42 PM

i am 1/4 lebanese

9/20/2009 10:05:06 PM