"i'd swallow a guys load if i got paid enough to not have any bills"
-not dnl

8/23/2009 8:31:38 PM

thanks for the thread

8/23/2009 8:32:27 PM

thanks for the thread

8/23/2009 8:32:42 PM

hey, it takes a man to admit that. Most straight men are way too insecure to admit even the possibility of doing something non-hetero.

8/23/2009 8:33:03 PM

BubbleBobble is fucking thread gestapo today?

8/23/2009 8:33:04 PM

^^the problem lies in how low he set his price.

8/23/2009 8:34:00 PM

you gotta admit it'd be pretty damn tempting

[Edited on August 23, 2009 at 8:34 PM. Reason : i mean "bills" could include a humongous house payment, car payment, etc.]

8/23/2009 8:34:08 PM

I mean...100k is like no bills for several years...

would you do some gay shit to not have to work for a year?

8/23/2009 8:35:55 PM

haha now we're having the same conversation divided into two separate threads

8/23/2009 8:36:50 PM

^^but what would you say when everybody asked you where you got the 100k?

"oh nothing too serious, just let another guy jizz in my mouth"

8/23/2009 8:39:09 PM

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"oh nothing too serious, just let another guy jizz in my mouth"

lol

8/23/2009 8:42:45 PM

OK, define "gay shit" before you cut me a check for a hundred grand.

We talking humiliating shit like being ejaculated on while being forced to crawl naked through a bed of nails and dogshit, or just taking it in the ass one time?

Serious questions here, people.

8/23/2009 8:47:54 PM

so you're saying it wouldn't be humiliating to be filmed taking it up the ass for all the world to see?

8/23/2009 8:49:06 PM

If I could wear a gimp mask or a bag on my head and get pretty drunk beforehand i might consider it.

Maybe. No way I'd go do something like that if people got to see my face though. I mean, seriously, that's a career ending move right there.

8/23/2009 8:54:11 PM

Helll, I dunno. DNL just said he would take a load in his mouth for no bills.

I said I would probably suck a dick too to not have to work for a year.

elbows and assholes is another story...i'd have to think about it.

8/23/2009 8:54:18 PM

is $100k really worth your dignity?

[Edited on August 23, 2009 at 8:56 PM. Reason : .]

8/23/2009 8:55:50 PM

^yes?

[Edited on August 23, 2009 at 9:00 PM. Reason : maybe not if i were making that much every year.]

8/23/2009 8:59:07 PM

yes.

8/23/2009 8:59:40 PM

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"hey, it takes a man to admit that."

no it doesn't

8/23/2009 9:05:07 PM

I'd be worried about it getting addicted to cocksucking for the money... After you make that first 100k it's not too long before you start thinking "hey... I could use another 100k." and 2 years later you're blowing dicks for 20$ a pop behind legends.

That being said, I'll have to pass on this.

8/23/2009 9:13:41 PM

sucking dicks for money is a gateway into many terrible things.

8/23/2009 9:17:00 PM

Any guy who says he doesn't have a "go gay price" is lying

8/23/2009 9:17:21 PM

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"I mean...100k is like no bills for several years..."

i wish :\

8/23/2009 9:27:02 PM

goddamn this thread has me rolling. It'd take some serious money to get me to do some gay shit

8/23/2009 9:30:24 PM

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"Any guy who says he doesn't have a "go gay price" is lying"

It can be pretty high though. Stuff that you feel sick about every time you think back on it has a notable effect on your lifetime happiness.

8/23/2009 9:49:29 PM

cant think of too many things i WOULDNT do for $ to be quite honest. i have no principles.

8/23/2009 9:50:44 PM

yeah, it would be high for sure, but everyone has a price. shit, for the right price I would probably cut off some fingers and toes.

8/23/2009 9:54:49 PM

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"Any guy who says he doesn't have a "go gay price" is lying"

yup

8/23/2009 9:57:05 PM

of course you would cut off a few fingers and toes for it. Most of us sell our best years to a company for a total of less than $1M. To me being tethered to one location, giving a job most of my energy and time for the duration of the prime of my life is worse than cutting off a couple fingers and toes.

8/23/2009 9:59:19 PM

i'm one of those guys that wouldnt mind getting married just for the tax benefits. if she wanted to fuck others be my guest. i dont like that bitch no ways

8/23/2009 10:00:17 PM

8/23/2009 10:00:43 PM

My friends and I have had this discussion quite often. I would probably cut of my own pinky toe with a set of pruning shears for $20k cash. shit, I'd even hook up a webcam and broadcast the shit.

8/23/2009 10:02:53 PM

Cheating isn't the worst thing a woman can do, its when they bitch incessantly till all the world looks bleak and harsh, divorce you, take your good car, half your money, your house and a good chunk of your paycheck for several years and ruin your credit. Hasn't happened to me, but I've seen it enough times.

8/23/2009 10:03:15 PM

But... it's your pinky toe... >.<

8/23/2009 10:04:36 PM

hm. 20k for pinky toe. gonna think about it. time value of a pinky toe at age 24 til about 110....

8/23/2009 10:04:59 PM

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" Most of us sell our best years to a company for a total of less than $1M. To me being tethered to one location, giving a job most of my energy and time for the duration of the prime of my life is worse than cutting off a couple fingers and toes."

i like what i do

8/23/2009 10:05:03 PM

the price tag for the big toe is $75k, but only because I need that shit for balance.

8/23/2009 10:05:23 PM

^^ me too

8/23/2009 10:05:58 PM

The thing is you don't need your pinky toe. What would you literally sell your left nut for?

I would have to look up the cost of getting a bull testicle functionally grafted in before I could answer this myself.

8/23/2009 10:06:09 PM

I dated a guy with one nut, he never really needed it. Had a kid and everything just fine with one.

8/23/2009 10:07:00 PM

its one thing to say you'd do gay porn for $texas.... but its another thing to specifically say what you would do.

faggot

8/23/2009 10:07:26 PM

Always be specific when money is involved.

8/23/2009 10:08:26 PM

depends on how the left nut were removed. If it were a surgical procedure where I was put to sleep then I would take much less $$$ then if I had to remove it myself.

and for the record, my go gay price is nowhere near $1million. I'm a realist.

[Edited on August 23, 2009 at 10:09 PM. Reason : a]

8/23/2009 10:08:32 PM

its hypothetical... faggot

8/23/2009 10:08:55 PM

Quote :

"Put it in my butt"

8/23/2009 10:11:33 PM

I would need life changing money. 5 mil should do it.

8/23/2009 10:13:34 PM

Hell I'd kill you for a Klondike bar.

8/23/2009 10:14:04 PM

can we only request money or could i say like a house, a job, etc etc etc + 10 million etc?

8/23/2009 10:14:27 PM

see, that's my point. Even $20k is live-changing money in my eyes. $20k would take care of all my debt and give me a little cushion in my bank account. sure, I'd still have to work, but I'd be stress free because i wouldn't owe anyone any money.

I mean let's be real here. Would your life be the same if someone just walked up and handed you $20k cash?

[Edited on August 23, 2009 at 10:17 PM. Reason : a]

8/23/2009 10:16:20 PM

i don't really see where $20k would change my life that much other than being able to get an engagement ring a little sooner. i'd just blow it on another boat.

8/23/2009 10:19:03 PM