Yes your ass needs to watch your weight.

5/6/2009 12:45:10 AM

only fatties can make healthy things unhealthy

5/6/2009 12:46:01 AM

should i nair my sack?

5/6/2009 12:47:09 AM

Are you talking about that bitch that said "what else does the box say?" I think the box says her husband needs to smack some respect into her.


lol, not really, but I'd hate to be married to someone that sensitive and snappy.

[Edited on May 6, 2009 at 12:52 AM. Reason : l]

5/6/2009 12:49:57 AM

hahhaa

bitch got chips on her shoulders in her cheeks

5/6/2009 12:52:41 AM

OP telling somebody to watch their weight

haha

5/6/2009 12:59:09 AM

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

5/6/2009 1:01:01 AM

Quote :

"Are you talking about that bitch that said "what else does the box say?" I think the box says her husband needs to smack some respect into her."

Yes. That commercial really grinds my gears.

5/6/2009 1:15:26 AM

I remember the last time I had these liking them. But that was also maybe 15 years ago

5/6/2009 2:37:30 AM

Quote :

"BOX SAYS SHUTUP STEVE"

5/6/2009 3:07:02 AM

Quote :

"I'd hate to be married to someone that sensitive and snappy."

Quote :

"Yes. That commercial really grinds my gears."

100% Agreed. That bitch needs to shut the fuck up. And then she gives him that angry look (you know the one,)....
I mean, seriously... I would file for divorce that same morning.

5/6/2009 7:23:08 AM

Smath74 is talking about someone's weight?

Seriously?

This is like the pot calling the kettle a nigger.

[Edited on May 6, 2009 at 7:35 AM. Reason : af]

5/6/2009 7:33:56 AM

fucking hate that commercial

they both need to be executed

5/6/2009 8:22:55 AM

i hate her AND how poorly the box is photoshopped into the commercial

5/6/2009 8:23:47 AM

Steve is a douche, bitch needs to lose weight.

5/6/2009 8:29:57 AM

Is this commercial on the internets?

5/6/2009 8:47:39 AM

^
Yes... and so is the original british one.

5/6/2009 8:50:37 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IZ9CL4phPk

wow, what a dumb commercial. It's time to kick that bitch to the curb.

5/6/2009 8:54:18 AM

^

Quote :

"The box also says Steve's wife is a bitch. "

5/6/2009 8:56:07 AM

this commercial grates on my nerves

5/6/2009 9:07:49 AM

Quote :

"General Mills is currently running a misandrist Multi-Grain Cheerios commercial in which the husband, deathly afraid of his wife, informs her that the cereal has only 110 calories. She demands to know if he’s calling her fat. Then, he almost wets his pants and barely can look her in the eye, while apologetically explaining that he was merely reading the box’s nutrition matrix. “What else does the box say?” she gloweringly inquires. He sheepishly replies, “Shut up, Steve.” Finally, she shoots him a wan, condescending smirk of approval. I want to puke every time I see this trash. This eunuch is a typical cowering American male, a member of the Defeatist Generation. Why didn’t he just say to her, “Yeah, you have a fat ass!”? Why did General Mills fund this commercial? Because its VP of marketing felt that diminishing a man in front of his wife would sell cereal, based on how most couples interact. The eunuch in this Cheerios commercial is a proxy for every man who grovels to his merchant maureen for sex, for every feminist-controlled gynocrat who’s so fearful of his wife that he willingly throws his male constituents under the bus."

5/6/2009 9:43:53 AM

best youtube comment:



"The box also says Steve's wife is a bitch."

5/6/2009 9:48:41 AM

I just gave that guy a thumbs up.

This commercial is completely fucking retarded.

5/6/2009 9:50:36 AM

5/6/2009 9:59:12 AM

Quote :

"AND how poorly the box is photoshopped into the commercial"

Seriously, it looks retarded. It doesn't even look close to the same lighting conditions and it moves very clunky and weirdly. I'm guessing they just changed the box design and didn't want to actually shoot a new commercial.

5/6/2009 10:03:37 AM

BOX
SAYS
SHUT
UP
STEVE

5/6/2009 10:27:45 AM

BOX
SAYS
SHUT
UP
STEVE

WHICH
BOX?

WE
AREN'T
TALKING
ABOUT
THE
CEREAL
ANYMORE,
ARE
WE?

[Edited on May 6, 2009 at 10:35 AM. Reason : -]

5/6/2009 10:34:47 AM

^^^ It was a British commercial. You can tell because of the look of the video. Very bright, almost angelic white over-exposure.


They dubbed over the british accents, which is why the voices dont sync with the lip movement.


They used AfterEffects or some other sort of motion graphic program to bring in a poorly-done CGI rendition of the American box.

[Edited on May 6, 2009 at 10:36 AM. Reason : STEVE MURDERS FAT WIFE?]

5/6/2009 10:35:52 AM

cgi boxes happen perpetually

as do voice-overs in general

you guys would probably fall over with the amount of greenscreen that's done for some simple stuff you wouldn't think they'd need it for

here's a local raleigh company that provides some of these services called "serious robots"

take a look at their fishing reel http://www.seriousrobots.com/finishing_2.html

5/6/2009 10:40:50 AM

5/6/2009 11:26:16 AM

Quote :

"gynocrat"

Good word. GREAT word.

5/6/2009 11:33:40 AM