Got a raise, a bonus, and a promotion today.

Still dislike my job.

1/29/2015 5:32:55 PM

Shitastic day, so I'm fixing it with wine and making lots of cheesecake!

^I understand how you feel, except with more "server died and a year's worth of work from the entire development department is gone" and less "making money".

1/29/2015 9:23:32 PM

I just discovered Firefly on Netflix. Best thing that's happened to me in awhile!

Except not really. I did get married and go on an awesome vacation for like a week. And got a cool new kitchen knife. But after that.

1/29/2015 11:40:10 PM

Firefly is soooo awesome! If you haven't seen the movie yet (Serenity) watch it after all the Firefly episodes!

1/30/2015 12:18:25 AM

Fuck yesssssss. no mitt raamny

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1/30/2015 11:01:02 AM

All this free meaningless NFL publicity. Are ppls afraid the superbowl won't be watched?

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1/30/2015 1:38:02 PM

concussionbowl

1/30/2015 5:18:07 PM

Flubowl 2015.

1/31/2015 5:57:00 PM

Goooo commercials!

2/1/2015 9:59:42 AM

Ugh. I really don't want to read for this interview tomorrow

2/1/2015 7:10:56 PM

^then just blow off the interview?

[Edited on February 1, 2015 at 7:18 PM. Reason : or wing it]

2/1/2015 7:15:15 PM

The naughty things I would do with Katy Perry.

2/1/2015 8:13:46 PM

tww and google are the only websites that work for me atm

2/2/2015 7:29:10 PM

^^Ricky, how much do you lurk on tww?

2/2/2015 8:14:33 PM

Bruce jenner...

2/2/2015 9:09:57 PM

I'm registering for a British website, and they're ask for my "forename." It makes me think of "foreskin"

2/2/2015 11:10:41 PM

Anyone know of a place online that does personalized leather wallets that I can get shipped to me in less than two weeks?

2/2/2015 11:13:10 PM

http://www.leathermystics.com/ obviously

2/3/2015 12:05:17 AM

Enough to stay in the know Chris

2/3/2015 1:08:41 AM

I never bitch about cold weather...but the combo of this pretty long cold spell and the fact that I'm about 4 days away from a Caribbean vacation has me struggling right now. It's soooo close I can taste it!!!!!!

2/3/2015 10:07:10 AM

2/3/2015 12:14:39 PM

But I don't want to do laundry!!!

2/3/2015 5:05:12 PM

FUCK, I can't find my win7 activation key

I could have sworn it was on the thumb drive with the install. wtf

[Edited on February 3, 2015 at 8:33 PM. Reason : ]

2/3/2015 8:32:47 PM

How fast we gon fire Gottfried

2/3/2015 9:14:44 PM

Sometimes I feel like work sucks my brain into another plane.

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2/4/2015 5:41:18 PM

what's up with all these asian airlines crashing lately? They can't drive, or fly either?

2/4/2015 5:42:42 PM

My understanding is that they have less regulations around safety which allows them to maintain competitive pricing.

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[Edited on February 4, 2015 at 6:21 PM. Reason : or maybe they cut costs by bending the rules on safety]

2/4/2015 6:20:09 PM

OMG that video of the plane is horrifying.

2/4/2015 6:48:06 PM

Watching Mentalist with the girlfriend. The nerdy guy finally asks out the new chick. I immediately say one of them is gonna die soon. After the commercial break, the chick is shot & in the hospital. After the next commercial break she's dead. I get kicked out of the room like my off the cuff prediction caused that turn of events

2/4/2015 8:26:06 PM

soooo anxious right now

2/8/2015 11:50:37 PM

does Tom Petty get a Grammy for co-writing "Stay With Me"

2/8/2015 11:56:21 PM

nvm

[Edited on February 9, 2015 at 8:49 AM. Reason : ]

2/9/2015 8:49:08 AM

I NEED TO STOP CHECKING ME EMAIL

2/9/2015 6:36:35 PM

You don't get emails on your phone? What is this 1997?

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2/9/2015 6:38:47 PM

I am not paying for that.

2/9/2015 6:47:29 PM

Will I be able to watch and/or appreciate Better Call Saul after having watched only four episodes each of Breaking Bad & Mr. Show?

2/10/2015 9:34:28 PM

Quote :

"what's up with all these asian airlines crashing lately? They can't drive, or fly either?"

here's the story I've heard. the pilots fly in pairs - an older pilot and younger one - in Asian culture it's really important to respect your elders. so sometimes the younger pilot is reluctant to correct the older one, even if he's about to fly the plane into the Indian Ocean.

2/10/2015 9:42:18 PM

why is it so hard for me to just say that i don't want to see you anymore!?

2/11/2015 3:18:49 PM

because you don't want to give up the sex just yet

2/11/2015 4:04:44 PM

I just had my first brain learning explosion in a while. A buncha synapses just connected together but I feel as though I understand less now. Also I want some pizza

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2/11/2015 5:46:12 PM

Is Jet's Pizza any good?

2/11/2015 5:56:51 PM

Order me some I'll let u know

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[Edited on February 11, 2015 at 6:08 PM. Reason : Pepperoni, I don't do fancy pizzas]

2/11/2015 6:05:51 PM

me either. just coagulated pig blood for me, but extra cheese.

2/11/2015 7:18:27 PM

Amy Schumer has the grossest bloated face I've ever seen.

2/11/2015 7:53:52 PM

I think she's pretty

2/12/2015 1:04:09 AM

Damn I can't believe "Fitz" from Scandal is 56 . Pretty hot for 56.

2/13/2015 12:05:56 AM

Grrrr my weekend is ruined now. After several positive e-mail exchanges, I felt like this woman was ready to pull the trigger. Sigh....I didn't get the job after all.

2/13/2015 7:31:27 PM

^ That sucks, dude.

2/13/2015 7:56:41 PM

i'm shocked there's not a 50 Shades Of Grey thread in Entertainment section


but I sure as hell ain't going to be the one who makes it

2/13/2015 7:59:36 PM

one day I'm going to write a book about this ridiculous sordid absurd amazing and beautiful love of mine

2/14/2015 7:31:27 PM