BadPokerPlyr All American 2081 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.mosnews.com/society/2009/04/14/1013/
A young hairdresser in Kaluga, Central Russia, locked a robber who tried to steal her money in the basement of the beauty salon. After that, she has brutally raped her hostage for three days. A court in Kaluga has filed criminal charges against both of them, the Russian website Newsru.com reports.
The robber, who has not been named, burst into the salon armed with shotgun at about 17.00 on March 14. He demanded money. There were two hairdressers and one client in the salon at the time. One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow. Then she carried the unlucky robber to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord.
The hairdresser told her scared colleague and the client that she would call the police. But she did not. After work, instead of calling the police, she made her hostage undress. The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.
After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.
“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said.
In response, she filed charges against the robber.
The robber admitted that the hairdresser really did feed him royally.
“I actually don’t know what will happen to them. But it’s a pity that they could not meet in the cell. They would be a great couple,” one of the police officers said. 4/16/2009 7:21:38 AM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
wow 4/16/2009 7:26:05 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session." |
4/16/2009 7:26:22 AM |
LaserSoup All American 5499 Posts user info edit post |
In Soviet Russia blah blah blah 4/16/2009 7:28:02 AM |
ncWOLFsu Gottfather FTL 12586 Posts user info edit post |
i can just see them telling this story at their wedding 4/16/2009 7:34:47 AM |
supercalo All American 2042 Posts user info edit post |
Quick summary : Broke dick Russian was not satisfied with his haircut 4/16/2009 7:34:57 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
4/16/2009 7:37:14 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45908 Posts user info edit post |
interesting little story there.... 4/16/2009 7:39:12 AM |
supercalo All American 2042 Posts user info edit post |
You might even call it HAIRLARIOUS 4/16/2009 7:40:32 AM |
BigBlueRam All American 16852 Posts user info edit post |
sounds like an innoccent game of role playing went to the next level. MF'ING SAFE WORD DAMN IT 4/16/2009 7:45:21 AM |
TheTabbyCat All American 4428 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " SMASHING
BODY
BLOW" |
4/16/2009 8:00:06 AM |
Fail Boat Suspended 3567 Posts user info edit post |
In Russia, robbery victims rape you. 4/16/2009 8:17:30 AM |
puppy All American 8888 Posts user info edit post |
4/16/2009 8:22:33 AM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
I've dated a few hairdressers, they are a very nutty bunch. 4/16/2009 8:34:39 AM |
aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
snu snu? 4/16/2009 8:48:53 AM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
all i heard in my head
BODY
BLOW
BODY
BLOW
BODY
BLOW 4/16/2009 9:16:11 AM |
0EPII1 All American 42526 Posts user info edit post |
The best bits:
Quote : | "One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow." |
Quote : | "The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets." |
Quote : | "She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days." |
Quote : | "The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session." |
Quote : | "“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,”" |
Quote : | "“But it’s a pity that they could not meet in the cell. They would be a great couple,” one of the police officers said." |
Quote : | "SMASHING
BODY
BLOW" |
Quote : | "PINK
FURRY
WRISTBANDS" |
Quote : | "PAINFULLY
RAPED
HIM" |
4/16/2009 10:35:00 AM |
IRSeriousCat All American 6092 Posts user info edit post |
That frenulum thing is just bullshit. That basically just means he got rubbed a little too raw. I've actually had that happen and its no big deal.
I mean, think about it. She fed him, didn't make him work, and had sex with him multiple times for a period of three days. That rendezvous is notably better than even my most fruitful of relationships.
he should be so lucky. 4/16/2009 10:42:41 AM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session." |
the only wrong part about it...4/16/2009 10:46:46 AM |
WolfAce All American 6458 Posts user info edit post |
4/16/2009 10:47:03 AM |
Mulva All American 3942 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You might even call it HAIRLARIOUS " |
I lolled. I don't know why...but I lolled4/16/2009 10:54:34 AM |
slamjamason All American 1833 Posts user info edit post |
4/16/2009 10:54:35 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "That frenulum thing is just bullshit. That basically just means he got rubbed a little too raw. I've actually had that happen and its no big deal." |
yeah...sounds like she just wasn't wet enough or didn't bother to use lube...
BITCH.4/16/2009 10:54:51 AM |
IRSeriousCat All American 6092 Posts user info edit post |
she must be really unattractive.
otherwise he wouldn't have said a word. 4/16/2009 10:56:20 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "LOOKIT
MY
NEW
JEANS" |
[Edited on April 16, 2009 at 10:57 AM. Reason : .]4/16/2009 10:57:24 AM |
Nitrocloud Arranging the blocks 3072 Posts user info edit post |
Ref. to above, it's so funny.
4/17/2009 7:32:45 AM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
4/17/2009 4:58:49 PM |
SymeGuy69 All American 11036 Posts user info edit post |
what's that foreskin stuff? 4/17/2009 5:00:41 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
after looking at that pic and learning what a frenulum is, i can say...
Quote : | "That frenulum thing is just bullshit. That basically just means he got rubbed a little too raw. I've actually had that happen and its no big deal." |
4/17/2009 5:01:09 PM |
SymeGuy69 All American 11036 Posts user info edit post |
Perhaps you guys misread it.
It didn't say rubbed raw, it said tore
Also, this happened in Russia, so chances are he has foreskin. I'm no expert, but it could be a different ballgame. (i.e. more sensitive, more to tear, etc.) 4/17/2009 5:07:24 PM |
TreeTwista10 Forgetful Jones 147590 Posts user info edit post |
lol meatus
OH YEAH GIRL I'M GONNA BUST ALL OVER YOU FROM MY MEATUS 4/17/2009 5:10:47 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45908 Posts user info edit post |
FUCKING SWEET ASS AWESOME FUCKING SHIT
until Quote : | "The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session." |
4/17/2009 6:23:07 PM |
NCSUStinger Duh, Winning 62329 Posts user info edit post |
or she took it in the ass 4/17/2009 6:31:11 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45908 Posts user info edit post |
OH HELL YES 4/17/2009 6:31:27 PM |
NCSUStinger Duh, Winning 62329 Posts user info edit post |
just imagine if she had the runs 4/17/2009 6:32:03 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45908 Posts user info edit post |
lube? 4/17/2009 6:32:27 PM |
NCSUStinger Duh, Winning 62329 Posts user info edit post |
yeah 4/17/2009 6:32:50 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45908 Posts user info edit post |
k 4/17/2009 6:33:10 PM |
NCSUStinger Duh, Winning 62329 Posts user info edit post |
kkk? 4/17/2009 6:33:35 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45908 Posts user info edit post |
shh! 4/17/2009 6:34:10 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42526 Posts user info edit post |
it would be logical to think she was ugly... but doesn't look ugly here:
i guess she was just a psycho perv. and i wouldn't mind being 'rapped' by her for 3 days straight!
haha, see the URL of the pic
btw, she just had a yellow belt (acc. to other thread), and it is bullshit that she was able to 'disable' him with a "smashing body blow" and then fucking CARRY him downstairs.
WTF???
is she some kind of amazon woman??? 4/17/2009 7:02:18 PM |
TreeTwista10 Forgetful Jones 147590 Posts user info edit post |
mytwocents exposed?
] 4/17/2009 7:03:44 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42526 Posts user info edit post |
forgot to say:
that robber should hand in his man card. 4/17/2009 7:04:46 PM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "FACT
Yes, I slightly wet the bed ~7 years ago because I dreamt I was peeing and the mind made it real (and it didn't help that I had a very full bladder), not because I have weak bladder control; my PC muscles are actually very strong, and I quickly stopped the flow after a second or less." |
-0ep3yearold4/18/2009 1:46:02 AM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52684 Posts user info edit post |
she should be given a medal, lol 4/18/2009 1:57:18 AM |