BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
Can you get STD's when a girl rubs her sweaty, ring-clad vajayjay all over your pants?
I am starting to get nervous. 12/15/2008 11:12:13 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
did you touch the sweat and then lick it?
then yes. 12/15/2008 11:13:37 PM |
ScubaSteve All American 5523 Posts user info edit post |
did you have sex with the pants? 12/15/2008 11:13:40 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
No, but I touched the pants when I took them off, and then I rubbed my eyes because I have allergies
Just curious if anyone has heard of getting an STD from a bottomless lap dance.
[Edited on December 15, 2008 at 11:15 PM. Reason : common's new album is pretty good] 12/15/2008 11:14:48 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
well
wait and if they get itchy, red, or warty probably get that shit checked out 12/15/2008 11:15:20 PM |
Chief All American 3402 Posts user info edit post |
12/15/2008 11:16:18 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
^
how long does that take to show?
eyex are starting to itch
[Edited on December 15, 2008 at 11:20 PM. Reason : 3] 12/15/2008 11:16:43 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
You're probably not going to get an STD from some nekkid stripper on your pants.
But you should probably wash your hands before touching your face or your p33n. And I wouldn't recommend using your pants as a napkin.
12/15/2008 11:20:18 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
it was pretty sweet though
I had a fun time 12/15/2008 11:23:28 PM |
tsavla All American 6787 Posts user info edit post |
so i assume you dint find a gf yet! 12/15/2008 11:24:46 PM |
Big Business Suspended 9099 Posts user info edit post |
can i have your shit when you die?
I'm Big Business and i approved this message. 12/15/2008 11:25:38 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
^^ no gf
I fell in love with the stripper. Pulled her number, thought about it for a day and did not pursue that option. 12/15/2008 11:26:51 PM |
tsavla All American 6787 Posts user info edit post |
glad you dint pursue teh aids 12/15/2008 11:28:00 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
I hated the clit rings though.
None of them were attractive, and they all screamed slut
[Edited on December 15, 2008 at 11:30 PM. Reason : t] 12/15/2008 11:30:37 PM |
Str8Foolish All American 4852 Posts user info edit post |
as if dancing naked didn't scream slut
you got herp, btw 12/15/2008 11:31:43 PM |
Bob Dylan All American 594 Posts user info edit post |
more importantly, are you on tww while at a strip club? if so, you will never have to worry about getting any sort of std. 12/15/2008 11:32:25 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
^ how so?
(please explain as my heart skipped a beat) 12/15/2008 11:33:05 PM |
hershculez All American 8483 Posts user info edit post |
seems weird when guys type vajayjay. weirder if they said it out loud. 12/15/2008 11:34:40 PM |
Str8Foolish All American 4852 Posts user info edit post |
what's hard to understand about what i said 12/15/2008 11:34:53 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
how can you get herp without fucking or sucking? 12/15/2008 11:35:25 PM |
Str8Foolish All American 4852 Posts user info edit post |
dude you rubbed her pussy juice into your eyes
enjoy the herp 12/15/2008 11:36:12 PM |
Big Business Suspended 9099 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^ yeah that some shit only broads should say.
I'm Big Business and i approved this message./] 12/15/2008 11:36:38 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
vajayjay has a certain ringed to it 12/15/2008 11:38:29 PM |
Bob Dylan All American 594 Posts user info edit post |
more like va gay gay AMIRITE 12/15/2008 11:43:39 PM |
Big Business Suspended 9099 Posts user info edit post |
its acceptable (not preferred) when broads say it, but thats like a dude abbreviating words like certain females do for example;
"delish" instead of "delicious"
i hate that shit
I'm Big Business and i approved this message. 12/15/2008 11:45:27 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
I dunno, who cares. I am more concerned about my itching eye at this point. 12/15/2008 11:48:12 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
oh so it is already itching 12/15/2008 11:48:57 PM |
Str8Foolish All American 4852 Posts user info edit post |
I honestly have no clue about the herp I'm just fucking with you
seriously though that's gross 12/15/2008 11:49:16 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
My eyes itch when I leave The Jackpot. It's your body's way of telling you it doesn't like disgusting environments. 12/15/2008 11:50:07 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, I did not think about it. And none of the other five guys that i was with warned me about it.
seems like I only go to TWW when I am in need though. I need to make a randomly awesome free thread one of these days. 12/15/2008 11:51:23 PM |
Shadowrunner All American 18332 Posts user info edit post |
if you wake up tomorrow and your eyes look like this, go see a doctor.
12/15/2008 11:52:35 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
my eyes itch sometimes because i have contacts
eyes can itch for lots of reasons
you probably didn't get an std from touching your pants and then your eye. it is possible though because mucousy areas are what are susceptible. like eyes. but i would think you'd be more likely to get one by going eye to vagina. not vagina, eye, hand.
you also could just have pink eye
or maybe your eye is just irritated. don't rub it. 12/15/2008 11:52:36 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
^^ trying to sleep tonight 12/15/2008 11:54:37 PM |
Shadowrunner All American 18332 Posts user info edit post |
that doesn't make you want to close your eyes? 12/15/2008 11:58:31 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
um, more like
staying up all night sanatizing my place 12/15/2008 11:59:13 PM |
Shadowrunner All American 18332 Posts user info edit post |
scrub for a few hours and you'll be so exhausted that you'll drift right off to dreamland as soon as you hit the pillow 12/16/2008 12:03:15 AM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
Thanks, will do 12/16/2008 12:05:38 AM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
aren't strip clubs pretty much everywhere bottomless? 12/16/2008 1:37:24 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
nope. 12/16/2008 1:37:56 AM |
jprince11 All American 14181 Posts user info edit post |
^^not in raleigh 12/16/2008 1:40:03 AM |
JohnnieWalkr All American 2673 Posts user info edit post |
please dont perpetuate this vajayjay nonsense
it would be annoying from a girl, but the fact that youre a guy makes it a lot worse 12/16/2008 1:42:04 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
a bottomless club = full nudity
depending on where you are and what the rules allow you can get pretty damn close but usually people have at least some sort of bottom on. 12/16/2008 1:42:25 AM |
Snewf All American 63274 Posts user info edit post |
is this guy seriously getting skeeved out about STDs from a stripper he didn't have sex with?
I don't think he belongs in a strip club 12/16/2008 1:48:57 AM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
is this guy seriously getting skeeved out about STDs from a stripper he didn't have sex with?
I don't think he belongs in a strip club
12/16/2008 9:16:56 AM |
jethromoore All American 2529 Posts user info edit post |
IIRC in NC there are full nudity strip clubs, but NC law prohibits them from serving alcohol. You can bring your own beer/liquor but the strip club still charges you for it, so you end up paying twice or some shit like that.
also ^, ^^ 12/16/2008 9:21:22 AM |
jprince11 All American 14181 Posts user info edit post |
^I didn't think they charged you for it, just maybe one basic fee to keep it cold if you wanted 12/16/2008 11:27:10 AM |
tschudi All American 6195 Posts user info edit post |
Derriere's in Myrtle Beach is full nude.. it is also 12/16/2008 11:42:58 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
I had a stripper pick a dollar bill off my nose with her bare pussy once when I was in Canada. I haven't gotten any cold sores though, so I guess I'm good. 12/16/2008 11:46:21 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "please dont perpetuate this vajayjay nonsense
it would be annoying from a girl, but the fact that youre a guy makes it a lot worse" |
12/16/2008 11:47:19 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
set em up 12/16/2008 11:52:45 AM |