the djeternal chronicles

9/24/2008 8:39:18 AM

ha ha ha ha, gg

Day 5 of the Office Sex Scandal has just begun, and she walked into my office this morning about 8:15. I could tell she was a little embarassed about the text messages we were sending back and forth until 2AM, but at the same time I could feel the excitement in her voice. I expect an IM here shortly. Will update.

9/24/2008 8:41:45 AM

playa playa


you can't screw this up, djeternal. i'm living vicariously through you.

9/24/2008 8:42:27 AM

~

9/24/2008 8:42:47 AM

how long before she sends me a picture of her tits? I give it 2 more days

[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 8:43 AM. Reason : a]

9/24/2008 8:43:06 AM

dont dip your quill in company ink

9/24/2008 8:43:09 AM

Well what the fuck did the messages say?

9/24/2008 8:43:27 AM

*wags her finger at the boys*

Naughty, naughty.

9/24/2008 8:43:33 AM

^^^ that's what I keep thinking, and this is a REALLY small office

^^ text sex basically

[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 8:43 AM. Reason : a]

9/24/2008 8:43:36 AM

Eric gets all the girls boobies.

9/24/2008 8:44:03 AM

whats this broad look like?

9/24/2008 8:44:39 AM

this will end well

9/24/2008 8:45:58 AM

man, I wouldn't even know how to sex text were it not for TWW

9/24/2008 8:46:32 AM

^^^ she's really pretty. long dark hair, small waist, nice hoo hoos.
^^ hell no it won't, but since when have I listened to reason?

[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 8:47 AM. Reason : a]

9/24/2008 8:47:02 AM

well then game on.

you get one chance at this spinning rock called earth, so these moments, you just have to kick back and enjoy.

9/24/2008 8:48:10 AM

9/24/2008 8:48:40 AM

ADD TO MY TOPICS!!!!!!!!!!!!

9/24/2008 8:49:34 AM

^^ why the ?

9/24/2008 8:50:05 AM

you haven't gotten pics of her tits yet?!?!

the girl i worked with chickened out, we never hooked up.. but hell after a few days of flirting and sending interesting messages back and forth i got n00dz.. pretty graphic ones too, haha.. so you better step it up...

Quote :

"you can't screw this up, djeternal. i'm living vicariously through you."

[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 8:51 AM. Reason : edited to quote some truth!]

9/24/2008 8:50:45 AM

Oh I dunno.

I need dick and I'm in a foul mood this morning. Sorry to put sad faces in your thread.

[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 8:51 AM. Reason : please excuse my harsh language haha]

9/24/2008 8:51:06 AM

she doesn't seem like the nude picture taking type, but then again I have thought that about others and been really suprised. but it's still at that "we really shouldn't be doing this" phase.

^ you already have the white dick thread!!! GO GET YOU SOME

[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 8:52 AM. Reason : a]

9/24/2008 8:52:01 AM

hater free thread

9/24/2008 8:52:13 AM

she's not married, is she?

9/24/2008 8:52:41 AM

nope, just got out of a 7 year relationship, so I got the whole rebound thing going for me too. I'm that shoulder to cry on at the moment

9/24/2008 8:53:15 AM

rebound?
oh yeah, you're gonna get some.

9/24/2008 8:54:25 AM

hmm

well good luck.


divababy, contact me. i know someone that's currently offering dick at a reduced APR.



oh, and be careful. most pregnancies happen in rebound situations.

[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 8:55 AM. Reason : wrap it upppp]

9/24/2008 8:54:28 AM

Hahah I am definitely not hating!!! I want Eric to get some tail almost more than he does

9/24/2008 8:55:53 AM

^^she's fixed. learned that little tidbit during our text session last night



[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 8:56 AM. Reason : a]

9/24/2008 8:56:05 AM

sext session

9/24/2008 8:57:34 AM

ahh. i refuse to plant my seed on barren land. it just takes the fun out of everything if I know I can't cut and run on the bitch, call her a whore to make her feel bad, and leave her in a state of EBT and free infamil.

9/24/2008 8:57:56 AM

word to the wise....

after you bwn, if you give her a hot wet washcloth to wash the goof juice off of her chest and face, she will bend over backwards for you for the rest of your life...

9/24/2008 8:57:57 AM

mine didnt seem like the nude picture type either. it took a good bit of sweet talking and convincing... she swears to this day she's never done that before. (im not sure i believe that) but she ended up doing it... the day after it happened was priceless, she came into work and turned bright red, wouldn't even make eye contact with me for the whole day. hahaha.....


hopefully your story ends up better than mine though. goodluck! constant updates please!

i came close, but couldnt close the deal you need to finish strong!

9/24/2008 8:58:20 AM

^^ you forget who you are talking to here.

[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 8:58 AM. Reason : a]

9/24/2008 8:58:31 AM

Quote :

"after you bwn, if you give her a hot wet washcloth to wash the goof juice off of her chest and face, she will bend over backwards for you for the rest of your life..."

The man speaks truth. And if you actually clean it off of her yourself, oh man.

9/24/2008 8:59:35 AM

my B

9/24/2008 9:00:00 AM

^^how exactly am i supposed to brush another person's teeth.

9/24/2008 9:00:32 AM

ahahahaha.

9/24/2008 9:00:52 AM

^^lolol

9/24/2008 9:01:18 AM

AHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Bring her a toothbrush that you ran under warm water. Same concept, different tools.

9/24/2008 9:02:14 AM

just hand her a beer to wash it down

9/24/2008 9:03:02 AM

and pat her on the back for a job well done.


it's like the first time your son catches a fish.

9/24/2008 9:04:30 AM

the worst is when you pull out and 'phantom skeet'. no one knows where it went....like it just vanished.


"well, where did it go? did you cum?"

'hell yeah I came....but I don't know! oh well...'




*lay down on the pillow*

SQUISH

9/24/2008 9:05:56 AM

pew pew pew

9/24/2008 9:07:14 AM

she just walked back into my office smelling all good. didn't really have anything to tell me, just walked in and stood there for a minute, then walked out

9/24/2008 9:08:37 AM

Ya know...I totally hijacked that other thread.

^^^That made me laugh and then go EW! hah

[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 9:09 AM. Reason : you shoulda checked her oil right fast]

9/24/2008 9:08:49 AM

^i agree. you need to make sure she's properly oiled up, then torture her some more... its good times, especially at work.... you have to show some resistance though, you just do it quick enough to make sure she starts going crazy, then stop.... then you SHOULD be able to get her to do as you choose.


doesn't always work though.

9/24/2008 9:12:25 AM

invite her over
have Sade playing
the rest is written in stone

9/24/2008 9:23:57 AM

OH SNAP!!!

I need to find my Sade album. pantie dropper for sure!

9/24/2008 9:26:08 AM

i could be playing fucking NWA and I would still get in them draws

9/24/2008 9:28:07 AM

perhaps, g

I would strongly advise against MOP though. While good, he is a very angry fellow

9/24/2008 9:30:33 AM