5/6/2008 1:01:05 PM

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"why do you want to murder birds? "

i don't want to murder birds, i want to murder severely injure pigeons.

pigeons are not birds, they are pests.... kind of like 392

5/6/2008 1:58:48 PM

btw 'murder' is a term created to refer to a human being killing another human being with malice...you can't ever be charged with murder for killing an animal

5/6/2008 2:00:48 PM

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"no, sadistic fun would be using a pellet gun or bb gun to injure the little shit factories rather than outright killing them."

lulz

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"and animals have a natural (god/nature given) right to pursue happiness and life"

shut up hippie

[Edited on May 6, 2008 at 2:34 PM. Reason : s]

5/6/2008 2:25:22 PM

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"yeah i'd say 392 has completely lost touch with reality"

you're just realizing this?

5/6/2008 2:33:18 PM

no but yesterday in the Kentucky Derby thread (in which 392 compared horse racing to both dog fighting and slavery), mrlebowski was completely agreeing with 392 and saying MY reality was the problem, not 392's...I was simply following up

5/6/2008 2:36:27 PM

your reality is the problem

5/6/2008 2:44:07 PM

shouldnt you be out "gladly killing people" who talk shit about birds? or maybe fighting for horses to have the same constitutional rights as humans, since "we're all animals"?

5/6/2008 2:45:55 PM

^^ is that you John Lennon?

5/6/2008 2:47:03 PM

^^
you're really not that good at trolling

I, and others, have repeatedly pointed out that you "put words in people's mouths"

do you really think you're fooling anyone?


in addition to that, now, (and likely in your past,) you are grossly taking out of context a part of someones post

and again, acting as though they actually said it


then, you refute what you incorrectly quoted them on

you're a classic troll, and quite obvious too



[Edited on May 6, 2008 at 3:07 PM. Reason : ]

5/6/2008 3:06:42 PM

what words did i put in your mouth? i'll be glad to dig up the exact quotes to completely pwn the shit out of you

and i only WISH you were a troll...its sad that anybody could actually share your way of thinking and be serious about it

5/6/2008 3:12:17 PM

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"fighting for horses to have the same constitutional rights as humans, since "we're all animals"?"

where have I said anything about horses having equal constitutional rights as humans?

oh that's right -- nowhere

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"like i said 392 puts birds ahead of people"

where have I said anything about birds being placed ahead (or even equal to,) humans?

oh that's right -- nowhere


and perhaps your most egregious offense:

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"he'd "gladly kill ignorant people like you" for talking shit about birds"

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"shouldnt you be out "gladly killing people" who talk shit about birds?"

where did I say I'd gladly kill ignorant people like you?

oh that's right -- I didn't

funny how the word "if" changes the whole meaning of a statement (you fucking idiot)

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"if I was somehow 100% sure I could get away with it I would gladly kill ignorant people like you"

you can never be 100% sure that you could get away with something

so not only was my statement an "if statement", but it was qualified by an impossible condition

really not that different from saying "if I could teleport you to the middle of the sun, I'd do it"

it's an insult, not a threat or statement of intent

you must really suck at reading comprehension


but alas, you're a troll

so you'll likely use some twisted logic to claim that you are right and I'm wrong


I doubt you're fooling anyone

5/6/2008 3:27:24 PM

you need help

until you can realize that animals are not equal to people, you will continue to need help

5/6/2008 4:24:06 PM

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"until you can realize that animals are not equal to people"

where have I said anything about [non-human] animals being equal to people?

oh that's right -- nowhere




[Edited on May 6, 2008 at 4:50 PM. Reason : [you lose]

5/6/2008 4:48:37 PM

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"we are all animals and animals have a natural (god/nature given) right to pursue happiness and life"

5/6/2008 4:50:16 PM

damn you're dumb as shit dude


you think the assertion that humans and other animals share one particular right,

is the same as asserting that they share all rights?--that they're equal?

did you hit your head on something?


go ahead, LogicTwista10, keep making yourself look stupid

5/6/2008 5:03:32 PM

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"humans and other animals share one particular right"

can you please tell me where other animals are guaranteed the right to happiness? is that in the bible or something? i have never in my life heard that animals had a god given right to happiness, please elaborate

5/6/2008 5:06:43 PM

what do guarantees have to do with rights?

rights exist whether or not they're protected or guaranteed

iow, if you were somewhere that banned free speech, you'd still have that right, regardless

rights come from god/nature, not from documents, laws, books, constitutions, texts, or people

you are stupid



does it not bother you that I've pwned the fuck out of you in this thread?

or that you, (and not me as you suggested,) are the one back-peddling?

or how about the irony that you've been putting words in my mouth and taking my posts out of context,

and yet in the soapbox, you just said:

"the only time i get outraged is when people completely misconstrue what i say, which is what you continue to do"



I mean

could you possibly fail more?

5/6/2008 5:17:49 PM

so birds have a god given right to happiness...

even birds whose brains are so small and simple, that they dont have the intellectual capacity to understand what happiness is...

nobody is taking your posts out of context...you're doing a quite sufficient job of making yourself look like a nutcase without any help from anybody else

what you NEED to do is realize that humans have a gift of thought and choice and decision making and learning that animals do not have (maybe some dolphins or chimps have it)...once you learn to separate humans from birds, you might be allowed to rejoin the discussion

and its funny that you keep criticizing people for twisting your words around, when you're quick to jump to conclusions about anybody who is not as much of a tree hugger as you

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"admit it; you would find pleasure from the unnecessary killing of innocent birds -- not for food, or sport, but for sadistic fun"

he never said he took pleasure in killing birds, you put those words in his mouth

just like you equated euthanizing a horse to human slavery

but i can see theres no use in me telling you that you are the one who is out of touch so i'll quit trying to put things in focus and let you look continue to look at life with an almost childlike blur

5/6/2008 5:20:50 PM

you are a sad, pathetic man

5/6/2008 5:27:39 PM

which to you is equally as bad as a sad pathetic horse or a sad pathetic bird

5/6/2008 5:34:44 PM

do you honestly think you can keep suggesting that I've said ANYWHERE that humans are equal to other animals?

I mean, just how stupid are you?

do you think you're fooling anyone? ANYONE?

5/6/2008 5:39:39 PM

you just said birds have a right to happiness

fucking birds

and im supposed to take you seriously?

hey cockroaches should have the right to vote! lets let dogs and cats get drivers licenses!

5/6/2008 5:42:36 PM

reductio ad absurdia much?

5/6/2008 5:45:13 PM

maybe you should spend less time learning old Latin phrases and more time learning that humans are not animals

you really do seem like the type of person who would rather kill 10 people than 10 animals

thats fucking scary

hey i'll bet if you hit a bird with your car you'd probably drive off a bridge since you couldnt live with yourself

5/6/2008 5:48:42 PM

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"humans are not animals"

uh, sorry to have to teach you elementary school level science facts, but yes, humans are animals

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"Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Class: Mammalia Order: Primates Family: Hominidae Genus: Homo Species: H. sapiens"

the degree of your stupidity is amazing

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"hey i'll bet if you hit a bird with your car you'd probably drive off a bridge since you couldnt live with yourself"

yeah, I better not walk anywhere or I'd step on a bug -- THE HORROR!!

or how about the bacterial holocaust every time I use mouthwash?

(please stop, you lost this thread long ago)

5/6/2008 5:56:39 PM

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"but yes, humans are animals"

whoops i meant to say animals arent humans

you sure did get me good on a typo though! you win! you totally called me out on my typo! you probably thought i actually thought humans were plants, or maybe fungae or protista or monera since i'm obviously a complete fucking idiot, simply because i dont recognize a bird's god given right to happiness

[Edited on May 6, 2008 at 6:04 PM. Reason : .]

5/6/2008 6:02:19 PM

iirc, she went mad because of her incredible intelligence, education, talent and success





aww, you edited out the cat lady insult


[Edited on May 6, 2008 at 6:09 PM. Reason : ]

5/6/2008 6:09:31 PM

we can agree to disagree on this issue 392

but please, dont think i'm somebody who just goes out and kicks dogs and kills animals for fun

i simply dont have a problem with horse racing, or if pigeons are overpopulated in a certain area (kind of like deer in the carolinas) i dont have a problem with a little regulation of the numbers...i mean a deer can run out in front of your car and not only damage your car, but cause serious danger if theres other traffic...sure they run out in the road because there are roads that people built, but it is what it is

5/6/2008 6:34:38 PM

get a pet boa...handle him once a day for an hour...on your roof

5/6/2008 7:54:10 PM

The soap box called, they want their endless debating back.

I think Prospero stated awhile ago he's already found the answer, by no help at all from any of us.

5/6/2008 11:37:20 PM

i did get a lot of entertainment from this thread though.

thanks.

5/6/2008 11:41:32 PM

I ran over 2 on pogue last year. I thought they'd fly away only to drive over them and when I glanced in my rearview mirror I just saw feathers flying up. it was crazy, like out of a cartoon or something.

5/8/2008 8:07:51 PM

Hey at least they aren't mourning doves... damn birds wouldn't get out of the way when I stopped and honked at them on the road. So I drive over them (I'm in a truck they don't move, they live) and the damned things fly into my radiator fan. still smells.

5/8/2008 9:29:49 PM

5/9/2008 6:38:09 AM