pg 2 says

3/25/2008 11:14:01 PM

i heard the shit's goin down on 12/21/2012

3/25/2008 11:50:06 PM

OMFG we gone die

3/26/2008 12:40:23 AM

why the fuck did i get three txt messages with this in it today at work? jsus

3/26/2008 3:22:08 AM

i just came back from mario karting, i got bumped twice, and shot at once

3/26/2008 3:23:12 AM

i made it to work ok....


there were 3 cars on the side of the road with the lights off...

i didn't blink at them....


i'm down!

3/26/2008 3:25:33 AM

so, did anybody die?

3/26/2008 10:55:56 AM

the only car I saw with its lights off was a Leland cop on 74/76 last night.

3/26/2008 11:04:26 AM

so do these gangs put out press releases to inform us of their villany now?

3/26/2008 11:32:26 AM

Quote :

"Officers responded to report of gang graffiti spray painted on underpass. Officers took pictures and contacted facilities to clean damage."

Quote :

"Officers responded to report of gang graffiti in women's bathroom. Officers took pictures and contacted facilities for clean up."

Quote :

"Officers responded to report of gang graffiti spray painted on bus stop. Officers took pictures and contacted facilities to clean damage."

oh snap. they're on campus. we gonna die.

3/26/2008 11:33:59 AM

Quote :

"And he was all like "that stuff is true, it's only a gang here in catawba county that does that" And I was like "you're a dumb ass, did you hear that from the 12 year old girl you fucked, cause that has been a tale that has been told all over the world, I know the whole world doesn't talk about a catawba county gang." and he was like "it's true Sarah! gah!" and I was like "how do you know?" and he was like "one of my friends knows of one of the guys in the gang" and I was like "stop having sex with a 12 year old""

Before even like clicking your user info like I'll assume you're like a female? duh? and like omg?

3/26/2008 11:42:33 AM

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"no one that uses the internet on a regular basis can possibly believe this shit. i dont understand"

nah, it's understandable...we have computers and we know about the internet...it's a pretty safe bet that if you're in a gang, you're barely aware of the intarweb, and you're likely too dirt poor to own a computer...the rest of us are clueless about the operations of the slummers

3/26/2008 11:43:32 AM

don't fool yourself. they are more knowledgeable about things than you would think.

3/26/2008 11:45:33 AM

they might be able to shoot me in the face, but i'll bet dollars to nickels i can google the hell out of them

3/26/2008 12:18:16 PM

OH NOES!

3/26/2008 12:46:44 PM

http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/whqr/news.newsmain?action=article&ARTICLE_ID=1250457§ionID=1

Quote :

"WILMINGTON, NC (2008-03-26) An urban legend kept police departments across the state busy Tuesday night fielding calls from concern citizens. Law enforcement from Wilmington to Charlotte say they were flooded with calls about a cell phone text message warning that cars would be rammed and drivers killed as part of a gang initiation. At least one of the messages singled out the violent Central American gang MS 13. Fayetteville Police Spokesperson Jamie Smith says she's not aware of any other urban legend sparking so many calls to police. "Well definitely something like this where there were so many transferred so quickly, they do what they can to research it to see if there's any truth to it." Smith says police do not know where the text message came from or why North Carolina was targeted. Both the Wilmington Police Department and New Hanover County sheriff's department are investigating the matter. State Police in New Mexico issued a statewide warning last January to combat a similar urban myth spread through email and text messages."

3/27/2008 11:19:44 PM

i'm gonna call the cops next time i get an email from a rich nigerian

3/27/2008 11:22:59 PM

Is it that they have to converse with stillfuchsia for 5 minutes?

3/27/2008 11:24:59 PM

I heard that if you drive under shoes on power lines and they flash their lights at you then you shouldn't get out of the car because they'll slash your ankles and then put paper on your back window if you don't send this to 25 friends in the next 5 minutes.

3/27/2008 11:50:38 PM

they have sophisticated stolen email tracking systems to find out if you really forward the email

3/27/2008 11:52:05 PM

Both the Wilmington Police Department and New Hanover County sheriff's department are investigating the matter.




this is what our tax dollars go for?
of course, i guess i wouldn't be bitching if indeed crazy fucks were going around causing traffic accidents and random massacres.

3/28/2008 3:24:51 AM