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craptastic
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http://break.com/index/how-to-make-a-homemade-sex-toy.html

10/14/2007 3:57:15 PM

BigMan157

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that's craptastic

10/14/2007 4:06:13 PM

TenaciousC
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HAHAHAHAHA. That makes me wish I had a penis

10/14/2007 4:08:58 PM

drunknloaded
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haha this makes me wish i had a latex glove and some lube

10/14/2007 4:12:01 PM

RhoIsWar1096
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^^Oh, but you can!

...unless you're fat. Or ugly. Or both. But other than that, you can!

10/14/2007 4:14:23 PM

mytwocents
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so who's gonna try this and report?

10/14/2007 5:27:25 PM

Snewf
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a fifi?

10/14/2007 5:29:54 PM

simonn
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i couldn't bring myself to do it, i don't think.

10/14/2007 5:30:00 PM

casummer
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magic bootyhole

10/14/2007 7:51:30 PM

wdprice3

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why have an artificial vagina, when I have real vagina?

amirite or amirite?

10/14/2007 7:52:50 PM

Sputter
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I guess that makes clean up easy.

10/14/2007 7:54:01 PM

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[old]

I did this when I was 13

and I soaked the towel in hot water first

10/15/2007 5:48:34 PM

pwrstrkdf250
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I just can't put my dick in anything but a woman or my hand


10/15/2007 5:51:36 PM

drunknloaded
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anyone made this yet? i'm gonna go to biglots later and get some gloves

12/6/2007 5:02:46 PM

dmidkiff
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^BJ's has a giant pack of 250 or something. I use them for cleaning the bathroom and changing oil...yeah thats it

12/6/2007 5:08:35 PM

bottombaby
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That is awesome, if you aren't allergic to latex.

But yeah, I'd like pop the towel in the drier or do something to warm it all up.

12/6/2007 5:27:29 PM

Mr. Joshua
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I'd like to put a little doily and maybe some glitter on my fifi so that it could be a presentable conversation piece.

12/6/2007 5:32:19 PM

drunknloaded
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wish i had a camera...these things are hella easy to make

12/6/2007 6:13:14 PM

IMStoned420
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^ worstsaddest mental picture ever

12/6/2007 6:16:20 PM

ShawnaC123
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Now this is the kind of craft I can get behind!


aha "get behind"

I kill me

and with that, t-dub...

I'M OUT!

12/6/2007 6:18:38 PM

drunknloaded
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a+++++++ would recommend

12/6/2007 6:32:59 PM

Jen
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"That is awesome, if you aren't allergic to latex."


That is one thing that is a son of a bitch to figure out the hard way

12/6/2007 7:12:24 PM

aaronburro
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^ not really. For some people, the "allergy" can be triggered by something as simple as taking a rubber band off of the morning newspaper

12/6/2007 7:13:28 PM

drunknloaded
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^^what does it do if you dont mind me asking

the only problem i've seen so far is the glove has to be in the towel really tight or will come out...and one glove ripped on me....the first one i made was better than the second

[Edited on December 6, 2007 at 7:14 PM. Reason : ,]

12/6/2007 7:14:30 PM

baonest
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i used a black glove.

so simulate a black girl.

har har har har

12/6/2007 7:17:13 PM

Jen
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you really just didn't talk publicly about fucking a handtowl did you?

12/6/2007 7:18:25 PM

drunknloaded
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i didnt fuck a handtowel you chubby handjob....i fucked a twoel that was wrapped up and had a latex glove in the middle to simulate a vagina

12/6/2007 7:21:16 PM

DiamondAce
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who the fuck bumped this thread?

*goes to look*

yeeeeeaaaaah



Quote :
"i used a black glove.

so simulate a black girl."



You're an idiot.


[Edited on December 6, 2007 at 7:24 PM. Reason : .]

12/6/2007 7:23:25 PM

Yoshiemaster
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[old]....



[nevermind]

[Edited on December 6, 2007 at 7:26 PM. Reason : damn timestamp]

12/6/2007 7:25:56 PM

DiamondAce
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^

12/6/2007 7:27:07 PM

Yoshiemaster
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^dont' gimme that look

12/6/2007 7:27:31 PM

aaronburro
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^

12/6/2007 7:27:54 PM

Yoshiemaster
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^

12/6/2007 7:28:16 PM

GoldenViper
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Seems fairly pointless.

12/6/2007 7:28:25 PM

Lutra
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Priscilla's has a make your own vagina kit, like the plaster make your own penis one. But I can't figure out the logistics of shoving plaster up your cooch.

12/6/2007 7:30:52 PM

drunknloaded
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wtf...do you even know wht a vagina feels like?

[Edited on December 6, 2007 at 7:31 PM. Reason : ^^]

12/6/2007 7:30:59 PM

Yoshiemaster
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like, bags of sand

12/6/2007 7:31:39 PM

drunknloaded
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pur your penis in my mouth

i want a dick in my ass like yoshie

12/6/2007 7:32:52 PM

wdprice3

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wow, that was the most homo thing i've ever read. gg, b.

12/6/2007 7:33:25 PM

Yoshiemaster
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i thought u were better than that dnl

12/6/2007 7:33:53 PM

The Dude
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Quote :
"I just can't put my dick in anything but a woman or my hand"

12/6/2007 7:35:55 PM

GoldenViper
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Quote :
"wtf...do you even know wht a vagina feels like?"


Not really, no.

In general, though, masturbation aids seem fairly pointless to me. Especially ones that attempt to simulate penetrative sex.

12/6/2007 8:00:55 PM

drunknloaded
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i feel like i'm in a different day or something

12/7/2007 1:51:32 AM

evan
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aaaaahahahaha

i kinda want to try this to see if it's comparable whatsoever

12/17/2007 3:44:48 AM

dannyp45
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i had this dude tell me that he "fucks" the spaces between couch cushiones...

wtf...

12/17/2007 6:21:08 AM

Jeepin4x4
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ahh hahaha that is awesome.

12/17/2007 8:00:14 AM

ArcBoyeee
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i LOL'd

12/17/2007 8:23:17 AM

drunknloaded
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bttt

1/4/2008 12:15:43 AM

Jen
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Quote :
"who the fuck bumped this thread?

*goes to look*

yeeeeeaaaaah
"

1/4/2008 12:26:24 AM

drunknloaded
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Quote :
"lol

i wasnt bumping it for you anyway"

1/4/2008 12:27:43 AM

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