TGD All American 8912 Posts user info edit post |
I had two projects both due today at the same time today, and hadn't finished either. This morning one professor sent out an email saying he was sick, and the deadline was postponed until tomorrow...
...then when I got back in the room just a few minutes ago, the other professor randomly postponed the deadline for her project until Friday.
fuck all you atheist motherfuckers, I've got some kind of guardian angel watching my ass!
[Edited on February 28, 2006 at 5:16 PM. Reason : Duke feel free to lock this at your leisure] 2/28/2006 5:14:37 PM |
rwoody Save TWW 37585 Posts user info edit post |
if god is all-powerful why does he have to employ an angel to handle any of his business? 2/28/2006 5:20:38 PM |
TGD All American 8912 Posts user info edit post |
I don't think He does, but figured it would have been pompous to say God was taking time out of His day to make sure I got my projects done on time
[Edited on February 28, 2006 at 5:28 PM. Reason : CaPiTaLiZaTiOn] 2/28/2006 5:21:09 PM |
Gamecat All American 17913 Posts user info edit post |
Why would that be pompous? Surely, Yahweh can multitask like a motherfucker. 2/28/2006 5:23:40 PM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
that is 100% proven fact 2/28/2006 5:24:10 PM |
rwoody Save TWW 37585 Posts user info edit post |
you can't prove that it is a 100% proven fact
that is a 100% proven fact
[Edited on February 28, 2006 at 5:26 PM. Reason : PS YOU DIDNT CAPITALIZE 'HE' YOU ARE IN TROUBLE NOW] 2/28/2006 5:26:03 PM |
TGD All American 8912 Posts user info edit post |
^ better?
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Quote : | "Gamecat: Why would that be pompous? Surely, Yahweh can multitask like a motherfucker." |
no doubt, it just makes me feel like Pat Robertson or Jerry Falwell. like I think in my own mind that I'm so special I can call up God on the phone and get wishes granted, wake up in the morning and go "Yo God fix this ish for me"
[Edited on February 28, 2006 at 5:33 PM. Reason : ---]2/28/2006 5:28:39 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Surely, Yahweh can multitask like a motherfucker. " |
Or in King James,
Verily, verily, I say unto thee, thy Lord multitasketh as doth a mother of harlots.2/28/2006 5:30:06 PM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
i was just quoting salisburyboy 2/28/2006 5:30:31 PM |
rwoody Save TWW 37585 Posts user info edit post |
YOU CANT PROVE THAT
[Edited on February 28, 2006 at 5:33 PM. Reason : PS 2 i love when people say they will 'let' the mod lock a thread] 2/28/2006 5:32:49 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
2/28/2006 9:40:53 PM |
TGD All American 8912 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on February 28, 2006 at 10:01 PM. Reason : ---]
2/28/2006 9:53:55 PM |
Supplanter supple anteater 21831 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=391203&page=1#8380195
I had two incidents of quizes two days in a row being canceled, and each day the last class of the day was canceled for its last day of the week.
In the thread I linked I mentioned that as proof that Hermes, bringer of luck, was with me. 2/28/2006 9:58:18 PM |
TGD All American 8912 Posts user info edit post |
Hermes, God, at this point I'm just glad they're not due today
[Edited on February 28, 2006 at 10:01 PM. Reason : ---] 2/28/2006 10:00:12 PM |
Shivan Bird Football time 11094 Posts user info edit post |
I love that dancing lock thing. 2/28/2006 10:14:03 PM |
moron All American 34078 Posts user info edit post |
Doesn't mean Christianity isn't BS. 2/28/2006 10:54:20 PM |
bigben1024 All American 7167 Posts user info edit post |
I post in every religion thread about how much I hate religion and i'm still not happy. 2/28/2006 11:25:19 PM |
Gamecat All American 17913 Posts user info edit post |
^ i wish i understood that post 3/1/2006 1:23:27 AM |
EhSteve All American 7240 Posts user info edit post |
3/1/2006 1:41:39 AM |
moron All American 34078 Posts user info edit post |
I predicted the future 2x in the past 2 days, but I still don't think "god" is the Christian God, or of any one religious affiliation. 3/1/2006 1:54:52 AM |
phongstar All American 617 Posts user info edit post |
that proof is credible as saying "all christians are lazy and don't turn in their work on time". 3/1/2006 12:15:29 PM |
Gamecat All American 17913 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,186668,00.html
Pat Robertson was voted off the National Religious Broadcasters board. Have no ph3ar! 3/5/2006 1:13:09 PM |