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TGD
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I had two projects both due today at the same time today, and hadn't finished either. This morning one professor sent out an email saying he was sick, and the deadline was postponed until tomorrow...

...then when I got back in the room just a few minutes ago, the other professor randomly postponed the deadline for her project until Friday.

fuck all you atheist motherfuckers, I've got some kind of guardian angel watching my ass!

[Edited on February 28, 2006 at 5:16 PM. Reason : Duke feel free to lock this at your leisure]

2/28/2006 5:14:37 PM

rwoody
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if god is all-powerful why does he have to employ an angel to handle any of his business?

2/28/2006 5:20:38 PM

TGD
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I don't think He does, but figured it would have been pompous to say God was taking time out of His day to make sure I got my projects done on time

[Edited on February 28, 2006 at 5:28 PM. Reason : CaPiTaLiZaTiOn]

2/28/2006 5:21:09 PM

Gamecat
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Why would that be pompous? Surely, Yahweh can multitask like a motherfucker.

2/28/2006 5:23:40 PM

Woodfoot
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that is 100% proven fact

2/28/2006 5:24:10 PM

rwoody
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you can't prove that it is a 100% proven fact

that is a 100% proven fact

[Edited on February 28, 2006 at 5:26 PM. Reason : PS YOU DIDNT CAPITALIZE 'HE' YOU ARE IN TROUBLE NOW]

2/28/2006 5:26:03 PM

TGD
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^
better?

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Quote :
"Gamecat: Why would that be pompous? Surely, Yahweh can multitask like a motherfucker."

no doubt, it just makes me feel like Pat Robertson or Jerry Falwell. like I think in my own mind that I'm so special I can call up God on the phone and get wishes granted, wake up in the morning and go "Yo God fix this ish for me"

[Edited on February 28, 2006 at 5:33 PM. Reason : ---]

2/28/2006 5:28:39 PM

chembob
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Quote :
"Surely, Yahweh can multitask like a motherfucker. "


Or in King James,

Verily, verily, I say unto thee, thy Lord multitasketh as doth a mother of harlots.

2/28/2006 5:30:06 PM

Woodfoot
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i was just quoting salisburyboy

2/28/2006 5:30:31 PM

rwoody
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YOU CANT PROVE THAT

[Edited on February 28, 2006 at 5:33 PM. Reason : PS 2 i love when people say they will 'let' the mod lock a thread]

2/28/2006 5:32:49 PM

chembob
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2/28/2006 9:40:53 PM

TGD
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[Edited on February 28, 2006 at 10:01 PM. Reason : ---]

2/28/2006 9:53:55 PM

Supplanter
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http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=391203&page=1#8380195

I had two incidents of quizes two days in a row being canceled, and each day the last class of the day was canceled for its last day of the week.

In the thread I linked I mentioned that as proof that Hermes, bringer of luck, was with me.

2/28/2006 9:58:18 PM

TGD
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Hermes, God, at this point I'm just glad they're not due today

[Edited on February 28, 2006 at 10:01 PM. Reason : ---]

2/28/2006 10:00:12 PM

Shivan Bird
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I love that dancing lock thing.

2/28/2006 10:14:03 PM

moron
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Doesn't mean Christianity isn't BS.

2/28/2006 10:54:20 PM

bigben1024
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I post in every religion thread about how much I hate religion and i'm still not happy.

2/28/2006 11:25:19 PM

Gamecat
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^ i wish i understood that post

3/1/2006 1:23:27 AM

EhSteve
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3/1/2006 1:41:39 AM

moron
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I predicted the future 2x in the past 2 days, but I still don't think "god" is the Christian God, or of any one religious affiliation.

3/1/2006 1:54:52 AM

phongstar
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that proof is credible as saying "all christians are lazy and don't turn in their work on time".

3/1/2006 12:15:29 PM

Gamecat
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,186668,00.html

Pat Robertson was voted off the National Religious Broadcasters board. Have no ph3ar!

3/5/2006 1:13:09 PM

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