Quote :

"a gentleman never kisses and tells"

you got to me shittin me. there are no gentlemen in this thread

9/25/2008 8:29:23 AM

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"judging from your past TWW drama, good for you!!"

oh don't worry, this will lead to drama as well I'm sure. But at least it won't be TWW drama.

9/25/2008 8:33:13 AM

baby jesus burrito!

9/25/2008 8:34:34 AM

at least tell us her new tv is HD

9/25/2008 8:37:50 AM

i'd be more concerned about having an ex that commits breaking and entering.

9/25/2008 8:39:03 AM

yeah, 47" Visio

[Edited on September 25, 2008 at 8:44 AM. Reason : 7]

9/25/2008 8:39:06 AM

i don't understand spending that much on a tv and not spending the couple hundred more to get a non pos??

9/25/2008 8:41:32 AM

she's a chick

9/25/2008 8:42:27 AM

since I have a girlfriend, and I lived vicariously through djeternal, I feel as if I've cheated...

I've got to break this thing off now

9/25/2008 8:42:43 AM

oh don't you worry, I broke her off

9/25/2008 8:46:10 AM

have you had the first-awkward-return-to-work encounter yet?

9/25/2008 8:47:25 AM

ok.... you've made me decide to go for it...

Charlotte symphony orchestra's office is right next to ours... and fulll o womens..


well if this weekend doesn't pan out....

9/25/2008 8:48:46 AM

She still hasn't gotten here yet. Hope she is walking ok

9/25/2008 8:48:55 AM

this is why i love older broads

9/25/2008 8:50:45 AM

its not like they can't walk... its just they walk like something's still in there..

9/25/2008 8:50:45 AM

maybe she has bad hips?

9/25/2008 8:51:37 AM

some women get sore if they have not had a good dicking in a while and do indeed walk funny.

9/25/2008 8:51:40 AM

it's quite possible that she went home to change, her ex was there, smelled sex on her, and slit her throat....

just sayin'

9/25/2008 8:52:22 AM

i thought he went to her place to 'help her with her TV'

9/25/2008 8:53:25 AM

ahhh, whoops. You caught me...not even reading my own thread, hahaha

well, it's possible that her ex came over, saw the two used condoms in the trash, smelled sex in the air....THEN threw her out of the second story window in a fit of rage. you can't come to work if your back is cracked in two

just sayin'...

9/25/2008 8:57:42 AM

she's fixed...


so... i believe you turn to the f*ggots & sailors rule

9/25/2008 9:00:06 AM

good point sir.

9/25/2008 9:00:59 AM

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"well, it's possible that her ex came over, saw the two used condoms "

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"she's fixed"

does not compute

9/25/2008 9:03:09 AM

^ apparently is neither... so no used condoms ... hahhahaha

9/25/2008 9:04:10 AM

maybe he saw the leakage stains

9/25/2008 9:09:38 AM

you can't "fix" herpes

9/25/2008 9:11:24 AM

Quote :

"does not compute"

B/c broads with tats who give it up on the first entrance through the doorway don't carry diseases.

9/25/2008 9:12:02 AM

oh no!

a woman with logic!

run for the hills!

9/25/2008 9:12:55 AM

yeah... i was actually being sarcastic... i wrap up with everyone but a girlfriend i've had a talk with...

9/25/2008 9:13:11 AM

IT WAS A JOKE!! Damn, TWW is too serious this morning

9/25/2008 9:14:50 AM

AHAHAHA

I'm so damn sleepy, but great job Eric. Great job.

(that kinda sounds as if I got banged out last night)

I reaaaaally hope she doesn't "accidently" say something like she did with the tat.

9/25/2008 9:16:35 AM

it's cause it's thursday

9/25/2008 9:16:44 AM

who cares if she does... honestly people sex is fun... my thoughts are do it like you would ride a motorcycle... us protection unless you're really comfortable with what you're riding and then still consider it but either way its usually a rush...

9/25/2008 9:19:32 AM

I was just being an asshole...it's my forte.
No true "seriousness" when I'm tdubbin'

9/25/2008 9:20:12 AM

So tell us more about this TV.

9/25/2008 9:20:15 AM

sure it's fun but it's still kinda frowned upon by coworkers

9/25/2008 9:20:29 AM

well she did date the last guy for 7 years

9/25/2008 9:20:35 AM

does she have chit-lens ... most of the fixies have chitlens

9/25/2008 9:21:50 AM

^wtf is that?

The TV

http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.aspx?Prodid=11296720&whse=BC&Ne=5000001+4000000&eCat=BC|79&N=4001374%204294919901&Mo=8&No=1&Nr=P_CatalogName:BC&Ns=P_Price|1||P_SignDesc1&lang=en-US&Sp=C&topnav=

[Edited on September 25, 2008 at 9:23 AM. Reason : a]

9/25/2008 9:22:29 AM

it's cool though

when you eventually break up you can pull the epic ace of spades

"a barren wasteland of a whore"

9/25/2008 9:23:09 AM

kids... does she have them ??/

9/25/2008 9:23:34 AM

a child...

9/25/2008 9:23:34 AM

omg jinxx

9/25/2008 9:24:02 AM

children

9/25/2008 9:24:14 AM

>.<

9/25/2008 9:24:34 AM

no kids. which is kinda odd why she got fixed. I haven't gotten to the bottom of that one yet, and kinds feel like it isn't my business. I have a feeling I know why, but i am scared to ask

9/25/2008 9:24:54 AM

i know a couple girls fixed with no kids but usually older ones ... wait ....

9/25/2008 9:27:43 AM

this thread is not nearly as interesting as it was before

9/25/2008 9:27:44 AM

duhh... its like sex... all sorts of excited but when its over its mellow..

ohh wait... it was sex...

9/25/2008 9:28:45 AM

oh, it might get interesting again when she gets to work

9/25/2008 9:28:59 AM