LURK MOAR.

12/5/2008 11:15:22 PM

^^ The name of the video is "Mr. Hands"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Hands

12/6/2008 1:17:54 AM

Quote :

"an engineer for aerospace company Boeing,"

12/6/2008 1:59:26 AM

^^ The name of the video is "Mr. Hands"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Hands

12/6/2008 9:23:48 AM

One of the medblogs I read posted a chief complaint from the ER recently.

Quote :

"Excessive masturbation and rectal pain from "self-stimulation" "

I gave a warning of the video, and then linked...seeing as how it's kind of relevant to the post

Will post reactions

[Edited on December 6, 2008 at 9:55 AM. Reason : ljkdf]

12/6/2008 9:55:43 AM

I couldn't get past the first five seconds of the video. And from the synopses, I'm glad I didn't stick around.

12/6/2008 10:26:12 AM

oh dear god.


the first thing i ate this morning was a pickle, and as I was finishing it, i clicked on this thread.


oh dear god.

12/6/2008 10:44:37 AM

^^^^ The name of the video is "Mr. Hands"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Hands

[Edited on December 6, 2008 at 1:52 PM. Reason : ]

12/6/2008 1:52:30 PM

C-C-C-Combo breaker!

12/7/2008 1:25:04 AM

asdf

12/7/2008 10:24:43 AM

I am thinking that shit was intentional. Dude didn't even flinch when it broke

12/8/2008 12:43:04 AM

I just watch that for the first time.

I think I'm going to vomit

12/8/2008 8:06:37 AM

too late fool

12/9/2008 3:18:40 PM

Quote :

"I stopped as soon as i saw the fat guys ass lowering toward the jar about 3 seconds in, that's enough for me to know i don't want to see it."

12/9/2008 3:43:57 PM

i got linked to this:

http://www.livejasmin.com/freechat.php?welcome&psid=ed_efuktpu

12/9/2008 10:26:45 PM

There is a lesson to be learned here. Circumcise your children and help prevent this kind of madness from affecting future generations.

12/9/2008 10:35:40 PM

i really wish i had not seen this

nightmares i tell ya

12/9/2008 10:54:51 PM

you guys know the internet has stuff like large breasted women giving blow jobs and stuff right? With no blood or mutilated sex organs or anything, just like naked women and stuff.

12/9/2008 11:42:22 PM

okay I just watched the video

wish I hadn't

12/9/2008 11:46:40 PM

I can't believe I'm saying this but.....where's the link for the actual video? All I'm getting is the warning page and a static picture...

12/10/2008 12:25:09 AM

http://www.jarsquatter.com

12/26/2008 12:55:57 AM

i couldn't do it.

i got about 5 seconds in, thought about what i knew was about to happen, and had to close the window.

12/26/2008 2:11:15 AM

I MADE IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH!!!!

12/26/2008 2:35:13 AM

well merry fucking christmas

12/26/2008 2:57:00 AM

^

12/26/2008 3:06:25 AM

love you, boo

12/26/2008 3:13:50 AM

they call me MR HANDS!!!



[Edited on December 26, 2008 at 3:23 AM. Reason : .]

12/26/2008 3:21:51 AM

i learned a long time ago, if i'm going to do anything sketchy to always have a plan of what i'm going to tell the doctors

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/26/2008 4:01:07 AM

Ensuing a long discussion on the OP wherein my bf grosses himself out and is trying to change the subject...

Me: "I read on TWW that you can hear the glass grating when he gets up."
Spontaneous: "JESUS CHRIST STEPHANIE..."

I still haven't seen it.

12/27/2008 2:29:53 PM

the n00bs must view this

2/9/2009 8:35:24 PM

this page bores me

2/9/2009 8:43:03 PM

it's not all about you

2/10/2009 1:35:31 PM

I briefly dated an X-ray tech several years ago. She told me that she fairly regularly would have to X-ray people with stuff stuck up their asses. I think the weirdest thing was a doorknob (she said that guy particularly was a frequent customer, always for similar incidents)

[Edited on February 10, 2009 at 1:41 PM. Reason : asdfasd]

2/10/2009 1:40:41 PM

my wifes a nurse. this is true. many people go to the ER for this shit all the time.

one the worst/funniest one (imo) that i heard of was an umbrella. the entire umbrella was in there, just the handle sticking out, it had partially opened and couldnt be removed. it had perforated his intestines, and dude had to have surgery, wound up with a colostomy bag for the rest of his life.

the funny part is that he denied any knowledge of it. claimed he had "passed out in the bathroom" and woke up laying in the stall with an umbrella in his ass.

there are many more stories just like that.

what a bunch of fuckwits. i dont think anyone feels sorry for them.




[Edited on February 10, 2009 at 3:47 PM. Reason : ]

2/10/2009 3:43:24 PM

^ and ^^, I will third this discussion. I dated an E.R. nurse for a few months. She always had good stories about stuff stuck in peoples' asses. Also had a few good ones about stuff stuck in penises.

[Edited on February 10, 2009 at 3:46 PM. Reason : a]

2/10/2009 3:45:34 PM

http://jarsquatter.com/

2/10/2009 3:45:41 PM

lulz

the seinfeld ass man episode

2/10/2009 3:46:40 PM

suspend please

2/10/2009 4:25:36 PM

2/10/2009 4:30:26 PM

^^the tittle says it all.

2/10/2009 4:47:46 PM

because you even know what that means

2/10/2009 4:50:51 PM

what does your wife think of you posting on tww everyday?

2/10/2009 4:57:21 PM

at first i thought he was doing a trick, where he unscrews the top, then I saw blood pouring out of his ass and had to stop due to gagging

2/10/2009 5:01:04 PM

http://www.imagefreehost.com/files/...99567304743.jpg

WW linked this time.

some people might want to point and laff

2/10/2009 5:06:57 PM

what wife do you speak of, faggot?

2/10/2009 5:12:02 PM

^^^^^^^^^ i have yet to see this video, even though ive played under its name on a beer pong team

[Edited on February 10, 2009 at 5:14 PM. Reason : sadsa]

2/10/2009 5:13:20 PM

ha exacty. hey old balls get out from behind the computer and find one

2/10/2009 5:23:19 PM

oh man, there is so much I could say right now, but I am not that guy

I will just say this.....you are THE LAST person that needs to be giving relationship advice.

[Edited on February 10, 2009 at 5:33 PM. Reason : a]

2/10/2009 5:32:01 PM

im also the last person that cares what anyone has to say. ive heard it all pops

2/10/2009 6:05:50 PM

so tuff

2/10/2009 6:08:15 PM