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Scuba Steve
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_rags_to_riches

6/5/2009 10:24:36 PM

stephen_tl
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last name. and town name

[Edited on June 5, 2009 at 10:25 PM. Reason : town too]

6/5/2009 10:25:01 PM

Scuba Steve
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deeper than that, its not the Winner or his last name

6/5/2009 10:29:41 PM

AndyMac
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He's wearing a cowboy hat and an anime shirt

6/5/2009 10:31:37 PM

Joie
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Wanless bought $15 worth of tickets?

6/5/2009 10:33:33 PM

Scuba Steve
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funnier than that

6/5/2009 10:37:01 PM

stevedude
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Quote :
"Dave Assman"

6/5/2009 10:38:14 PM

AndyMac
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Quote :
"Wanless, who is single, lives with his mother and father on the family's 320-acre ranch near Mission, where they raise cattle, sheep and horses. They don't own a phone, a mobile home of theirs was repossessed last year, and records show they have fallen $3,552 behind in their property taxes."


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"The younger Wanless told lottery officials that he spent the last week working on the ranch and that he intends to continue that lifestyle, albeit on a larger piece of land."


He's about to get $90 million dollar bucks and he still wants to live with his parents with no phone.

6/5/2009 10:38:47 PM

Scuba Steve
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In this case, their next door neighbor is "Assman"

6/5/2009 10:39:53 PM

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6/5/2009 10:41:12 PM

Scuba Steve
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gg sir

6/5/2009 11:10:34 PM

wolfpack2105
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honestly....that guy is on cloud fucking 9 for the rest of his life. 88.5 million??? what the fuck

6/5/2009 11:13:52 PM

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"According to lottery officials, he recently told his horse, Eleanor, "It'd be nice if we go for a longer ride than usual on a bigger ranch of our own."
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6/5/2009 11:55:49 PM

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he can finally afford to throw a bridle shower for eleanor

6/6/2009 12:12:23 AM

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