Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit...

9/18/2008 12:04:34 PM

first

9/18/2008 12:06:10 PM

second

9/18/2008 12:06:58 PM

third!

[Edited on September 18, 2008 at 12:07 PM. Reason : eye]

9/18/2008 12:07:26 PM

fourth!

9/18/2008 12:09:38 PM

1,2,3,4, fif!

9/18/2008 12:10:28 PM

LEARN TO SWIM

9/18/2008 12:12:00 PM

it'll be just like Waterworld, starring Kevin Costner

9/18/2008 12:15:16 PM

ill star

9/18/2008 12:16:35 PM

maybe it'll be more like Jurassic Park: The Lost World, starring Jeff Goldblum

9/18/2008 12:19:16 PM

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all these gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes.
Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory.
Fuck smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional, insecure actresses.
Cuz I'm praying for rain
and I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all awaaaaaaaaay.

9/18/2008 12:19:28 PM

EVERYBODY JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

9/18/2008 12:20:19 PM

ohhh, actually I hope it'll be more like Wild Wild West, starring Will Smith and Kevin Kline. Hopefully with theme music ripped off from Stevie Wonder

9/18/2008 12:31:56 PM

I'm down with some Wild Wild West.

9/18/2008 12:33:07 PM

Tool > Will Smith

9/18/2008 12:37:21 PM

acorn?

9/18/2008 12:41:07 PM

fuck squirrels

9/18/2008 12:41:27 PM

in Soviet Russia, squirrel fucks you!

9/18/2008 12:41:49 PM

i'd fuck a russian

9/18/2008 12:42:14 PM

A few are on my doable list

9/18/2008 12:42:53 PM

especially if you have some russian vodka around

9/18/2008 12:43:18 PM

or some x

9/18/2008 12:43:41 PM

i don't fuck with x

9/18/2008 12:44:04 PM

neither do I

9/18/2008 12:45:15 PM

flood control is probably gonna get me soon

9/18/2008 12:45:45 PM

yeh. but I have class soon anyway, so it won't matter

9/18/2008 12:46:15 PM

and i gotta get food and take a test

9/18/2008 12:46:40 PM

I AM RED CROSS CERTIFIED!

9/18/2008 12:58:59 PM

9/18/2008 1:59:48 PM

lol remember in Signs, starring Mel Gibson, when those aliens invaded earth without realizing the planet is 2/3 water and they're allergic to water

lol

9/18/2008 2:07:20 PM

9/18/2008 2:16:06 PM

Quote :

""That night an angel descended from the heavens and returned Marian to the Double Dragons alive and well.""

9/18/2008 2:33:08 PM

this is a thread about tool, not the end of the world

9/18/2008 3:08:15 PM

bttt

11/27/2008 9:57:42 PM

11/27/2008 10:08:48 PM

11/27/2008 10:12:42 PM

learn to swim

2/4/2009 5:09:48 PM

chickenhead

2/4/2009 5:15:58 PM